Change must come from within :) :)

Zen Jokes:  http://www.thezensite.com/ZenEssays/Miscellaneous/Zen_Jokes.html

Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?

To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.

Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?
Bugger all.

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."